It just waits, plotting its revenge, silently but surely, to cause your arteries to stop functioning normally.

Idk man, cheese does judge me sometimes during digestion.

Never before have I desired to legally change my name to “Grilled Cheese” and then become a judge.

I once got electrocuted fixing my microwave and ever since, I’ve been inexplicably infatuated with grilled cheese. I only eat grilled cheese. I paint pictures of grilled cheese. I dream about one day being grilled cheese.

It does when you’re lactose intolerant. 😔