Don’t do heroin, it’s a gateway drug.

So we just make it really dangerous to be dumb.

If i was a multi Billionaire i would dedicate my vast wealth to building an Institute that breeds only the most intelligent octopi with each other.

They don’t live so long, so generations go by fast. I bet we could speedrun evolution if we just put our money where our tentacles are.

Fuck childhood, you’ve been an adult for 20 years. You got 2x the time you’ve been an adult left, go work!