Sloths (of course!), armadillos, cheetas (well, basically large dog sized cats), boars, …

EDIT: and otters and beavers!

Probably Sarah & Duck.

I personally find nothing wrong with him, that’s why I put it in quote format.

It’s an old Scrubs quote by Dr. Cox, who would rattle down long lists of things he dislikes or that he finds wrong with the world in general, ending it with: “… and Hugh Jackman.”

The comment above mine reminded me of this.

… and Hugh Jackman.

The car my driving instructor use to teach me in was a VW Golf IV, the first car that I owned and had the opportunity to gather some driving experience in was a red VW Golf II, and the car that I used most to drift and test the limits was a VW Lupo I drove during my time in civil service.

So, depending on what you consider “learn to drive”, these are probably my answers. All brilliant cars, loved each and every one of them.

At a certain level of self-awareness, it will inevitably happen regularly that one finds oneself repulsive.

I forget who said it.

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t. By subtracting where it is from where it isn’t, or where it isn’t from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation.

Konfuzius or whatever

No doubt completely irrational. 😁

Hey, stop it zebra, you have to adhere to the rules of the food chain!

I love it and I’m never going back.

• I save myself the commute (time, gas).
• In closer to my son’s daycare, so it’s easier to pick him up of something spontaneously comes up.
• I’m near my dog throughout the day.
• I have the fridge close to me. ;-)
• I can do the laundry or start the vacuum robot at convenient times.
• I have less interruptions by blergh people.
• I don’t have to sit with my back towards the office door, which in turn was adjacent to the men’s room.
• I can wear casual legwear.
• Better coffee.
• My three person office at work is empty anyway, because my colleagues commuted from further apart and are happy about WFH as well. So my options are a) sit alone in my office at home or b) sit alone in my office at work.
• I’m here for deliveries throughout the day.
• I don’t have that loneliness/isolation issue going, but I do see that it’s wildly different among people; some are made for WFH and some need the office to be happy.

EDIT to add, because it’s an important factor and I read it in the answers:

• shitting on your own toilet, with proper toilet tissue, even through remote meetings.

Ah, the so called Fusion Constant.

A leash can have two purposes.

Eh, they’re more like the worst roommate ever.

We still are, but now it’s Lufthansa, not Luftwaffe. Big difference.

Same.

(OT: nice nostalgic username btw. Reminds me I have to take my back pain medication.)

Careful, Col. Hans Landa might notice the accent.

Always happy to help a brother out.