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Oh, sorry, made myself look stupid! Thanks for the correction; I assumed it had been posted to the wrong thread.
Last time I said fucj on the internet, they sent a J-9 unit to my apartment blocj, jnocjed on my door, broje it down, and threatened to locj me up.
Psst, I think you’re a little lost!I’m an idiot.
We’re not all Byrons either, apparently.
egrets@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Today, the United Nations voted to adopt a new world map that reflects countries’ true relative sizes
6·7 days agoI’m just grateful they didn’t go with the Gall-Peters, which often seems to be the favorite alternative, but always feels to me like it distorts almost every country.
I’ve never heard of Gesse Faden.
I think that question is best posed to the Joint Photographic Experts Group, better known as “jay-fegg”.
(For the record, I’m in camp “G as in Graphic”, but it’s still true that an acronym’s source words don’t dictate the pronunciation.)
egrets@lemmy.worldto
Coffee@lemmy.world•This is a *coffee* community, not an espresso community. Here's my evil drip brew machine and morning abomination
4·7 days agoI’m not from the US, but creamer isn’t typically milk, right? It’s some kind of protein-heavy vegetable fat?
I guess the author realized after posting that having the MAGA fish be on the right made more sense?
egrets@lemmy.worldto
Apple@lemmy.world•[Opinion] Apple CEO Tim Cook's Legacy Is Dull Products And Spineless Capitulation
7·7 days agoIt’s obsequious to the extreme, but you’d be hard-pressed to argue that he didn’t understand exactly what makes Trump tick.

I don’t mind the AI stuff now I can turn it off, but yesterday’s release notes for Firefox 155.0 focus primarily on new AI features.
egrets@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•The Witcher III: Wild Hunt Remastered - Reveal Trailer | gamescom 2026English
7·16 days agoIf even HotsauceHurricane isn’t interested to know that the wind’s howling, devs have no chance of making interesting character barks.
Most people are robust. If a man puts his hand on a woman’s bottom, any woman worth her salt can deal with it. It’s communication. Can’t we be friendly?
- Jeremy Irons
Honestly looks like it, since it’s not been inked! There’s someone who sneaks into the monastery at night and adds ducks to all their new manuscripts.
Sure, but since the monster was assembled from the cadavers of several people, it would be fitting if he carried their names too, so a septuple-barreled name is the obvious choice.
egrets@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•EA staff fear new Saudi Arabia owners will police their games: "Projects just won't get signed because they don't align explicitly with what the Saudi government wants"English
6·21 days agoI kind of hope they make a Sims 5 that has limits on what female characters can aspire to, no LGBT+ relationships, etc, purely for the backlash that would ensue. It’s a big ecosystem that they could really screw up.
Lay 1kg of peanuts on as many baking trays
I tried to make sense of this without the second half of the sentence, and it had me very confused. “Who has a thousand baking trays?”









I actually realized the misunderstanding and deleted my comment, but I guess the deletion hasn’t echoed over to all federated instances yet!