Who the hell takes their phone into the shower?

I know, I need more copper and plastics in my diet.

God, you and I must be soul twins. Now I am middle aged, and I can clap back so hard, no one laughs… until the recipient leaves the room. Then they all come up to me as if I just gave a beautifully funny wedding toast.

I am not lonely, and I am not a dick. Just a fucking prick.

But you just about described my life.

The “teenagers” have been reckless and foolish… we taxpayers have given a shit ton of money, and likely through nepotism, hired a shitty security team.

Well, don’t forget that wind and solar also use battery systems, not that I am arguing with you at all. I work for a solar power company, and it is really rare that we aren’t contributing to the grid.

When we aren’t, it is because a deer decided to chew up a cable, honest to god. We put up fences: not to keep humans out, but deer.

Seriously, we have a site where the gate is “locked” with a 5’ ethernet cable that has a burnt end. Recycle reuse!

But yes, nuclear is needed as the failsafe.

Yeah, I was confused… hey OP, send me a stamped self addressed envelope. I actually have one sitting around.

But why not practice with a quarter?

I don’t know, Lord Pointless. I thought something foul was said. Forgive me, I will recide to the back of your mind.

I am a socialist. What?

I advocate for free school lunches, free healthcare, free basic housing, free education, and free basic internet access.

You are simply demonstrating my point.

Whoosh. I think the point is being missed. I am not focusing on the one.

I am a rather happy guy who has a heart that bleeds for others.

Or fuck this.

I wear hats. This is just confounds me.

And I am far from balding. What?

Did you just wake up?

Being well adjusted to a sick society is no measure of good health.

Nope. It seems it is a sicker Reddit. No matter the congenitalilty, the engagement is just frankly gross.

Maybe I need to move from lemmy.zip, but the vetting is a pain in the ass.

People are just difficult to even talk to these days.

I am actually a really sweet but sardonic guy. No freedom of speech and no humor. Just an exasperation of the things that killed reddit.

No actual discussion. Fuck this.

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