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18 days agoThat only affects the gays. As long as you only have intercourse with your wife and your secretary like a god fearing American you’ll be fine.
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311·1 month agoOpen lemmy link hoping to learn something interesting
Look inside
It’s beans
652·1 month agoBREAKING NEWS: Thing that is happening can in fact happen!
What’s with all the posts subjecting sauropods to hypothetical natural disasters latey? Lightning strikes, tornadoes, what cataclysms will they be asked to theoretically endure next? A massive asteroid impact, planet wide increase in volcanic activity, a global cooling event triggered by particulate matter in the atmosphere? I mean where does it all end?
2·4 months agoSomehow seems less heroic when you realize how small the dragon was
Today only we’re offering the never before released commandments XI and XII, at NO EXTRA COST! Act now before they go back in the ark, FOREVER!
14·5 months agoSame here. I read the list and my first reaction was “Hey I don’t even do some of those anymore!”.
Love the tan lines. Tells us he’s normally modest but decided this was the time to show some skin.