Yes, please!

malicious mp3 files on a USB

LOL, this is hilarious, while simultaneously infuriating that the owners of hardware are required to install a Trojan Horse to uninstall the malicious software installed by the manufacturer.

Exhibit A

I’m so used to these penalties never being enough to change behavior that I just assumed that was going to be the case here again. Buuuut, METAs market cap is apparently $1.562T, soooo for once I’m thinking… “Yah, that’s about right.”

fallen down a flight of windows

LOL

It will always make one up. Sometimes it may get lucky and the made up one exists and is relevant, but it still just made it up.

And shut-in, no-tipping undergrads from coast to coast weep.

Are you expected to tip the fucking robot?

An entire…

And then sent to be mercifully put out of their stupidity by Ukrainian drones.

Oh, is that all we have to do? Shoot. Why didn’t they say so?

I do hereby grant myself full immunity from all crimes, both foreign and domestic.

There. That ought to do it.

I can imagine the invoice.

Item    Service         Fee
1       Unspecified     US$1,000,000

The people whom you’re posing the question to (other Lemmy users) aren’t in any position to answer the question, and you (should) know that. Therefore, your “question” wasn’t asked in good faith and was instead merely a rhetorical tool used to “present false or distorted claims by framing them as questions.”

Yes, this tactic is often used by conspiracy theorists, but they don’t have a monopoly on it, as you so clearly demonstrated.

I don’t, which is why I posted my comment as a question.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_asking_questions

OP apparently wasn’t paying attention to what they were typing when they originally posted. They have now corrected it.

The tide comes in. The tide goes out.

the fact they still don’t have lidar today is criminal.

That would require the muskrat to experience a moment of self reflection and admit he was wrong about something.

But in reality he is definitely planning on filing this in a local small claims court.

Which is arguably better, because it demonstrates to other people how they too can fight back.

“We started noticing consumers weren’t rewarding polish the way brands thought they were,” said Chookie founder Zev Ziegler

Ummmmm…

One of its AI ads was rife with misspellings and terrifying, googly-eyed chocolate bars. Another of them shows an AI-generated figure producing the cookie bars in what appears to be lab.

I don’t think “polish” means what you think it means, Zev.

Here’s a source other than CBS, aka Fox News Light.

https://www.npr.org/2026/06/09/nx-s1-5851813/house-bill-labor-union-contract-negotiations

Please stop sending traffic to CBS. They cancelled Colbert and are actively sabotaging 60 Minutes trying to turn it into a state propaganda machine.