You mostly see them in the evening on houses near light sources (because bugs). I used to always enjoy watching them on my bathroom and kitchen windows as a kid. Now I get to save the babies from my cats on a regular basis.

It’s fairly uncommon for adults to make it inside, so I’m betting OP’s biggest issue is an insect infestation.

He kinda looks like Robert Downey Jr and Jeffrey Dean Morgan had a kid.

Yeah, those are Mediterranean house geckos, and they’re everywhere in the south. They’re not that hard to catch and release outside.

There are a weird amount of double negatives in that sentence.

That’s like an infant Dane and a 4 month old Dane. It’s by no means all grown up.

UFOs are absolutely a thing.

Now, whether a UFO is an alien craft is a different story.