As a horny teen, Leisure Suit Larry was the closest thing to smut in a game that I could get. There was no internet walkthroughs. You wanted pixelated boobs and innuendo? You had to try every item in your arsenal and every dialogue choice to get it. But damn was it fun!

Later, going back to the games and using walkthroughs, some of the solutions seemed rather silly.

Thank you for the qualification that this is ‘America under tRump’ and not the usual America!

Yet you still misspelled anus, even after the edit!

I don’t know how to gamble but here are the keys to my car! 🗝️ As they say in spy movies, I’m in.