toiletobserver

Homer: There’s the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.

Bart: Isn’t the Max Power way the wrong way?

Homer: Yes, but faster.

By Alexandree Dumbass

Do you pay for this service? If yes, call your bank and dispute the last charge, then put a permanent stop pay on the vendor.

Can confirm, my time at microslop in the mid 2000s included break rooms with coolers full of every caffeinated beverage you can think of.

Can confirm, he was at this guy’s place.

Here i sit on my throne of glory as i observe the internet.

Thanks, i hate it

I thought we had long decided that a psychopath was a sociopath with extra steps.

Unless the pc is free, why the fuck would anyone use it?

Lol, get rekt

The gates of hell

I do not dead, enter inside

I like your style

I used to be a Democrat, but now i think dropping bombs on kids is ok because i need oil for my freedom-mobile. Thanks x!

/s

Dumbfounded dipshit, checking in!

Tool

When was that?

Neigh