With the number of games that I’ve been playing for years that didn’t have tutorials when I started playing them but do now, I’m starting to feel pretty old.

“Just curious” seems to come across as passive aggressive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wczkA_cULYk

When I played, there absolutely, positively was not a tutorial level. Or even the hint of one. Good to know things have changed!

It’s been years since I played. When I did, the only options (at least that I found) were shove and stomp. I guess it’s improved since then.

You know, I’ve never gotten drunk in a cornfield, but there is one across the street from my house …

Sure, if you’re a skateboarding legend.

I suspect my tiny town might be less diverse than you think! But I appreciate the advice. Much gratitude to you.

This seems like bad advice.

How do you get invited to parties without friends?

Where did you meet your friends?

I don’t know if it’s what the original commenter was referencing, but the combat controls - mostly not shown in your list - were extremely unintuitive last time I played it. Otherwise I enjoyed the game.

I heard about this when I was in my twenties, forgot the details, and purchased The Great Gatsby instead.

I thought I was missing something for the longest time. I guess I was.

That’s a valid point.

The tree lined up between Sandy’s ears makes me wonder if unicorns are real.

It is not, but I am amused that - even with all that money - he still went with cheap folding chairs.

When I was in Jamaica, one of the tour guides pointed out the (former, I think?) house of a celebrity. Apparently, you always knew when the celebrity was in town because, quote, “you could smell them smoking.”

When he said this, I sincerely thought the guide meant smoking meat until I made a comment about that and everyone started laughing at me.

Thank you for putting in the work!

When do the blondes, brunettes and redheads show up?

Thank you for the answer!