Only Americans could fuck up cheese on toast.

American cheese instead of an actual cheese? Disgusting.

Well, I suppose I can’t really get on my high horse, people are allowed to like what they like.

Cheese dreams are made of these. Who am I to disagree?

(I tried to hard to work “diss a brie” in there somewhere)

Damn! What did they do, leave the insulation wrapper on the cheese? 😂🤣