That’s literally an Onion article
You… thought this wasn’t satire? I’m so confused.
Repackaging thonion content with their name removed is low quality.
The cube did not had a bitten apple symbol on it, that’s how I knew it was fake.
Bold move, intentionally eating the onion.
Eating stainless steel block.
yes
A 1ft^3 solid block of stainless steel is 500lbs. (227kg)
That looks a bit bigger than that, and weight will go up exponentially with increased perimeters.
If the sides are 16in we’re looking at 1,200lbs (544kg)
Edit: it clearly says the weight on the pic… Guess I still need to wake up. And it’s not solid, but the thought of it being solid was funny to me.
I find the idea funny too, thanks for running the math
Weight wouldn’t go up exponentially, but cubically. x^3 vs x^x
Hollow
Honestly tho, that is a nice looking block.
Does it come in the classic red? Because I might consider it.
I know this sounds stupid, but I bought a nice white painted wooden block to prop up one of my flower pots that the roomba would otherwise knock over. OPs block seriously looks like an upgrade.
I have a plethora of inherited bullshit tiny tables to serve largely the same function, none of which is particularly stable at this point, so I’m with you.
WiFi enabled
Requires paid subscription
Install app for updates
AI Premium model coming in 6months
Just got a bird feeder that requires a paid subscription.
Return it
Does it weigh 80 pounds or cost 80 pounds? Because if it’s the former, it may make for a nice anvil 😄
Nice to meet you, Wile E. Coyote
Can it run Doom?
What a stupid question. It’s a solid block of metal. Of course it can.
Is this a reference to the Cybertruck?
Time to get the trebuchet ready so we can fling it at their headquarters.
At least you can still use it as a trivot, which makes it more functional than most counter appliances.
