[Not my photo obviously]
This looks a bit hard to explain to the insurance company
I bet they wish they got a picture for proof
I wonder if he was trying to mate with the toilet.
Probably just trying to move around. There’s not nearly enough space in there.
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Looks like a Salcata Desert Tortoise. They’re the 2nd largest tortoise in the world, so they don’t make great pets for people who don’t live in warm climates and have big backyards. But they’re often sold as pets when they’re little babies about the size of a silver dollar. Then they grow up and turn into nightmares for the owners. They’ll plow straight through drywall walls too, and even cheap apartment doors.
Those darn Koopas! No wax seal under the toilet and all out of paper.