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minus-squarecheeseburger@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up14·6 个月前Born in the 70s. I’ve sat on my balls twice so far this year. That’s never happened before, I used to just laugh at the idea 😓
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 个月前Kind of a tangent, but when I was younger I used to accidentally kick myself in the balls by sitting cross legged too quickly and hitting with my heel.
minus-squarechiliedogg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 个月前Wait until a loose toilet seat at a public bathroom slides to the side, and with all the motion, they get pinched between the seat and the porcelain.
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 个月前I’ve heard of Poseidon’s kiss but this is a new lvl of danger I’ve never heard of. Thx for the new toilet fear.
minus-squarecheeseburger@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 个月前😰 Oh dear, I know it’s going to happen now 😓
Born in the 70s. I’ve sat on my balls twice so far this year. That’s never happened before, I used to just laugh at the idea 😓
Kind of a tangent, but when I was younger I used to accidentally kick myself in the balls by sitting cross legged too quickly and hitting with my heel.
Wait until a loose toilet seat at a public bathroom slides to the side, and with all the motion, they get pinched between the seat and the porcelain.
I’ve heard of Poseidon’s kiss but this is a new lvl of danger I’ve never heard of. Thx for the new toilet fear.
Poseidon’s pinch?
Davey Johnson’s Locker?
😰 Oh dear, I know it’s going to happen now 😓
new fear unlocked