They can live in my house, that’s fine. But why you gotta be in my shower, after I’ve just gotten undressed? You can get the fuck outta my house, perverted spider.
I can deal with that even. I drew the line, though, when the spider that was hanging out on the ceiling above the shower for a week decided it was time to descend and introduce itself in the middle of my shower.
They can live in my house, that’s fine. But why you gotta be in my shower, after I’ve just gotten undressed? You can get the fuck outta my house, perverted spider.
Don’t mind me, just reusing my memes (it’s better than recycling)
I once killed a giant house spider that was stuck in my tub. Family demanded I do it. I still feel bad about it.
They’re trying to protect you from insects that might have the audacity to try to eat your soap or climb into your scrubby things.
I can deal with that even. I drew the line, though, when the spider that was hanging out on the ceiling above the shower for a week decided it was time to descend and introduce itself in the middle of my shower.
I don’t often scream like a woman in an old horror film, but when they do that I fuckin do!
Also, why do they gotta have all their legs fully extended out as they slowly descend?