• DUMBASS@leminal.space
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    1 month ago

    They can live in my house, that’s fine. But why you gotta be in my shower, after I’ve just gotten undressed? You can get the fuck outta my house, perverted spider.

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      1 month ago

      They’re trying to protect you from insects that might have the audacity to try to eat your soap or climb into your scrubby things.

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      1 month ago

      I can deal with that even. I drew the line, though, when the spider that was hanging out on the ceiling above the shower for a week decided it was time to descend and introduce itself in the middle of my shower.

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        1 month ago

        I don’t often scream like a woman in an old horror film, but when they do that I fuckin do!

        Also, why do they gotta have all their legs fully extended out as they slowly descend?