I’m wearing a t-shirt explaining why but no one can read it because she obscures most of it. And I’m sick of people asking about it.
I’m wearing a t-shirt explaining why but no one can read it because she obscures most of it. And I’m sick of people asking about it.
Tried wrapping her in a rug once, Cleopatra-style, but it didn’t give her enough light to play on her Game Boy Colour and people kept asking why the rug I was carrying kept talking.
And also people would ask why I was carrying a rug around with me, which is harder to answer.
Also was worried people might think I was on my way to dispose a body.
Just say it’s a bundle of curtain rods. Shit, it worked for Lee Harvey Oswald.
Just tell them you are disposing of the rug, the body is just helping keep it rolled up.
Get her one of those lights that look like a snake