All the risk without the fun

You’ve summarized religion in one phrase.

Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

I hope this isn’t knowledge from experience

From your point of view it is ‘all the risk’, but you must understand that the biggest most important risk is what they are trying to avoid: going to hell. For people who believe in that kind of thing, it’s the only risk of any real significance.

Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.