Spoiler
The 22-year-old Trump has running Homeland Security terrorism unit is no Doogie Howser, expert says
One year ago, Thomas Fugate was graduating college.
Now, the 22-year-old former Heritage Foundation intern works for the Department of Homeland Security overseeing the prevention of hate-fueled terrorist attacks.
Big Balls’ cousin Small Balls
cosmo lavish after he’s done a few hours with the eyebrow-raising machine
I’ve never been punched in the face.
edit: oh wrong answers only my fault
Executive Order 429367 issued today requires all official government photos to be taken with the DreamWorks Face.
Hot off the tails of the RealID law entering effect, all Americans will be required to renew passports and driver’s licenses for the second time this year, with a hard deadline of November 3, 2025.
Working on his Milei-ass sideburns and failing
“Clearly, you don’t own an air fryer”
Potato in chief
WikiHow: 12 steps to look smart but dangerous in a school photo
How to Look Smart but Dangerous would be a great title for a comedy.
that is the most 42 year old looking 22 year old i have ever seen
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Temu Doctor Evil
He’s staring into the mirror. Again. Damn it. My official portrait is happening tomorrow. I gotta get the eyebrow raise just right. “What do I expect you to do? I expect you to die, Mr. Bond.”
Trademark infringement
Day 673: straining for twenty minutes daily still has not produced a real mustache
Wanna have a peak at my anime collection?
“The name’s Jayson, but people call me ‘shit for brains’.”
