I’m drinking boxed wine tonight but I accidentally set the box in a puddle of water on my kitchen counter and the bottom of the box fell apart, so I had to just take the bag out and realized boxed wine is really just bagged wine. So now there’s just a plastic bag of wine sitting on my table and for some reason that felt a bit cyberpunk to me, you just buy a big bag of booze when you want to get fucked up in Mega-City 1.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/goon-sack-australia
don’t call it that
Americans think goon is a weird slang for wine, but also think Dick and Randy are just ordinary first names.
There was a pro baseball player named Randy Johnson and its one of the funniest names ever
Dick Butkus
we shouldn’t call ourselves that either
It was called that long before gooning got the new meaning
“In my day we called them Space Bags.”