I’m a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don’t see any posting on Indeed.
Eyyy that’s what I like to hear! We’ll get you out to the docks this week. And hey, don’t feel too bad for yourself if, say, you got flummoxed by a vigilante throwing a coin or stone down to the other side of the hallway. Happens to one of my… associates every other week.
Don’t worry boss, I’m smarter than the average goon! I don’t fall for none of that stone throwing stuff. I know I gotta watch my post.