I’m a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don’t see any posting on Indeed.
Crusher, what did I tell you about being drunk on the job??
Sorry boss, it’s just we always be in bars, what else am I supposed to do? There ain’t much else to do in bars.