Since according to Bill Ackman the presence of a place you can buy eggs without a 100% markup is going to plunge NYC instantly into a Mad Max / Escape from New York style hellscape, what gangs are we all joining?
Personally I’m thinking the one of slightly sexy cultists who worship bodega cats.
How about you comrades?
I want to be one of those generic goons from Double Dragon, or perhaps Final Fight or Streets of Rage
Whip type, flying kick type, punchy type, or big barrel through a crowd type?
Livin’ that Abobo life for sure
Smoooooth.
And he is a canon New Yorker.
I’m the guy who has to watch the mayor’s daughter while the other goons go off to fight Guy and Cody.