The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
I’m really not a fan of the cops arguing that the cyclist was partly to blame, though, and a €1000 fine is pretty damn low for breaking someone’s leg and wrecking a good six months of their life.
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
I’m really not a fan of the cops arguing that the cyclist was partly to blame, though, and a €1000 fine is pretty damn low for breaking someone’s leg and wrecking a good six months of their life.
gotta make sure to punch yourself in the face as you’re about to hit the ground, to give yourself some i-frames and thus cheekily negate the fall damage.
or just outright parry the ground approaching you, dealing massive damage to the planet and even giving you some health back