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minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 days agoStars have only existed for about fifty years. Duh.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 days agoHow can the stars have existed for fifty years when the universe itself is only slightly under a week old?
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoI could explain, but there’s a lot of string theory involved and I only have limited time.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoThat shouldn’t be a problem i’m well versed in string theory, i know like three different knots
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 days agoI mean there has to be a few somewhere made this year. Reminds me tangentially of something I was reading during a statistics class, that due to many possibilities and infinite numbers I should be able to open my dryer and find all clothing folded.
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoSomeone had to turn the light switch on
Stars have only existed for about fifty years. Duh.
How can the stars have existed for fifty years when the universe itself is only slightly under a week old?
I could explain, but there’s a lot of string theory involved and I only have limited time.
That shouldn’t be a problem i’m well versed in string theory, i know like three different knots
I mean there has to be a few somewhere made this year. Reminds me tangentially of something I was reading during a statistics class, that due to many possibilities and infinite numbers I should be able to open my dryer and find all clothing folded.
Someone had to turn the light switch on