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    20 hours ago

    I had a tiny 5 lb Burmese cat that would hop up in my lap, fart, and jump down.

    He also liked to curl up underneath the covers when I slept in the tent made by my knees being up in bed. One day I farted on him. In response, he bit my dick. Not hard, but like the ‘I’m biting you not to hurt you but to indicate my displeasure with you’ type bites.

    Yeah, they understand farts. His whole farting on me and leaving thing was intentional.

    I miss you so much, little dude.