If purple rain persists for more than a week, consult a meteorologist.

I still call it the Gulf of Mexico.

I can’t keep track of what names these fucking transphobes are using these days. They certainly don’t make it easy to keep up.

Luckily, theyre very big on deadnaming, so I can just keep Calling it the gulf of mexico.

I like how the Gulf kinda curves just like the symbol.

Thanks for getting this lodged in my head before sleep. There are worse things to imagine as one drifts off to the astral realms.

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Not going to lie, Ive been using this joke ever since 47 tried doing that. Wasn’t it nice back when the daily distractions for the epstine files were attempts to rename shit instead of actual impeachable actions.