Do not step on that bug just put him outsideI swear every time I see that image I think it’s Dr. Phil
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Bidet proselytizing, telling everyone to wash their butts
“You will wear the cat ears, you will wear cute thigh high socks, and so on and so forth”
Every citizen must be able to recite Dracula Flow from memory
Morrowind lore
Hour long video essays about how Vivec was a huge dick to everyone and then gained godlike powers and used them to more efficiently be an even bigger dick
mondo bruh
do the kids say “mondo” yet? they’re going to
Smoking indoors and around kids
the daily two-minute playing with a butterfly knife
At home composting
Forced, uh, *checks notes* learning to play classic rock riffs on the ocarina in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
I’m 2 minutes of hate
You so 2000 and late
2 minutes of gooning
if you see a british lad - throw him into tanning vat.
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