The humans have refused to allow me to exit this house so I can attack the byerbs who taunt me from the tree out front. They mock me. Their slights must not go unpunished.
I will do a ceremonial war piss in the humans clothing pile to get them ready for battle too.
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Can’t help read that in Ze Frank’s voice.
Dear Diary:
The humans have refused to allow me to exit this house so I can attack the byerbs who taunt me from the tree out front. They mock me. Their slights must not go unpunished.
I will do a ceremonial war piss in the humans clothing pile to get them ready for battle too.
This is wonderful and I thank you for the hearty chuckle!