I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.

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    3 days ago

    Both work, but I’ve always heard it as “So the barman gave her one.”

    Maybe mine is the British version idk