Someone got visited by the good idea fairy and now I have a hilarious opportunity here. Its a mixed gender, 3-6 year old team, I get two words, 3 colors, and a logo. What’s the funniest thing I could do for my kiddo? We vote on the name in a couple days but I want to come loaded with 3 or 4 options.
Edit: sad news y’all, the name was picked without consulting the other coaches. We’re gonna be Sea Serpents this year. Thanks to everyone for replying, it was a fun exercise nonetheless.


Anything notable about your area? Nearest MLB team? What letter does your town name start with? Alliteration always helps. You don’t have to dox yourself, but they might give you ideas.
Sandlot Sluggers
Base-Stealing Bandits (I cheated, Base Bandits might still get the point across)
Knuckle Balls
Baby Ruths
Fruit Bats
Vampire Bats
Banana Slugs
Golden Slugs (Golden Gloves)
Chili dogs
Crackerjacks
Home team
Good guys
The Batmans
Dandelion Pickers
Baby Ruths is seriously underrated. Chili dogs is good too.