Recently saw an ad for a place that advertised themselves as both “plant based friendly” and “meat lover friendly”.

I immediately reacted by saying “What kind of loser chud makes eating corpse a personality trait? Some sort of divorced dad quirk chungus that won’t shut up about bacon 20 years after that stopped being even remotely funny on reddit??”

And then I realized I do the same shit with beans, even with my carnist coworkers. Hell, I even do it on here. A-Am I fucking cringe for being too into beans, or am I still based because beans are worth the attention? My vegan partner thinks there’s no escape from being a cringey millennial either way.