A favorite on /r/askreddit, or at least it seems that way to me.
I only have one, and it’s not very entertaining.
I was on a bus going to work. A few stops before mine the bus gets cut off by another bus. The driver started yelling at the other driver then pulled over and got out of the bus to, I assume, escalate the conflict. We were near my stop anyway, so I got off before things could get hairy.


Did you buy her one? She must have been desperate.
I did, but she wasn’t there when I got back.
Eh, at least you got food for later.
Aww, shame. But great that you tried.