And we already know you’re a leftist who doesnt approve of ancient Spartan society. Saying you’d get killed for going John Brown mode isnt a fun answer. Fun answers only.
I’d befriend the goat herder guy and suggest we fight together master blaster style where he rides on my shoulders and jabs down at Persian army guys with a spear. I would lose balance and fall flat on my face the second the terrain became uneven or goat harder tried to use the spear. I would then be stepped on by an elephant.
Haha look at this nerd who can’t just fly away!
Oh wait they have arrows don’t they
Icarus, you flew too close to the
sunPersian army!“Father, several arrows have pierced my wing!”
“We are flying over Persian airspace.”
Is this related to the current war in Iran?
YOU WHAT
Not many people know this but Daedalus made Shaheds out of pine and wax for Xerxes.
Safe move fighting other ancient Greeks cause they wouldnt wanna piss off Athena. Having an owl in the army would probably really help demoralize the enemy in that case. Augurs would be heavily advising not to fuck with you or your friends. The dreaded PERSSSIANS have no such god!
So what you’re saying is I should betray communism and become a god
You arent the god. Athena is. She’s your boss. Being a symbolic representation doesnt pay the bills, i’m not sure what kind of deal The Owl Union cut with Athena way back, but she may have gotten some leeway cause of the dividends. It’s why we decided owls are smart and have so many stock images of them in graduation gowns
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