And we already know you’re a leftist who doesnt approve of ancient Spartan society. Saying you’d get killed for going John Brown mode isnt a fun answer. Fun answers only.
I’d befriend the goat herder guy and suggest we fight together master blaster style where he rides on my shoulders and jabs down at Persian army guys with a spear. I would lose balance and fall flat on my face the second the terrain became uneven or goat harder tried to use the spear. I would then be stepped on by an elephant.
In the big shield wall pushing scene, I get stabbed by a guy I wasn’t looking at and am next seen in hades arguing that my death was unskill anti-fun bullshit
Anti fun bullshit is the way of the so called God King Xerxes. Continue to report this to Hades and surely you shall be reborn in Elysium