She lives under my car and sleeps on my porch.
I guess she is my cat.
This is your cat. When winter comes, you’ll let her in. That’s when it will become official. She knows this. It’s just a matter of time.
She already has a home next door she just prefers to chill on my porch and under my car 😭
Ah, then you’re part of her territory. I see her using you as a natural feature of the landscape. “That outcrop with the red petroglyph is a safe place to stand while I check for danger or prey.”
This isn’t my cat
Brother, I’ve got some news for you.
Don’t tell him. Cat wants to see how dense he is.
How does that sundial on your chest work? (I really hope I’m not being offensive about something meaningful to you)
You aight. It’s just the logo for the god of war remake. I got the logo for the first game on my chest and my fiancé got the logo for ragnarok on her shoulder.
Oh wow, I never played the remake! Is it as good as the original? I rented and played the original so much that the Blockbuster employee gave me a partial refund so that I’d buy my own copy of the game instead of wasting money at their store.
My (cat person) mom has the following axiom: if the cat is at your home, it is your cat
Ceci n’est pas mon chat





