ok I normally say I dont have any trauma but this all sounds kinda bad when I write it out like this....
Wait, other parents dont take their kids with them on vacations that are just a thinly veiled excuse to have a fuckfest with their vaguely poly nonmonagomous friends?
Wait, other parents dont have screaming arguments with each other all the time?
Wait, other parents dont make up by having very loud and obvious sex?
Wait, other parents dont show their kids not-porn-but-incredibly-adult-films when theyre 9? Other kids dont know about the horrors of the milking machine? Or that ropes are really, really fun? Or that cannibalism isnt good but is kinda ok sometimes?
Wait, other parents dont chase you around with spiders?
Wait, other parents dont revoke love for you when you dont agree with them?
Wait, other parents let you disengage when you need a break and dont follow you around screaming about how theyre a horrible parent and should never have had a kid? I mean they shouldn’t have, but thats beside the point.
Wait, other parents dont scream at you about your intelligence and lack thereof?
Wait, other parents dont consider the mere possibility of neurodivergence to be “something wrong with you”? Sad really given that the parent in question is very clearly autistic.
My family was mostly nuts but it was all kept out on the surface. Every other family seemed normal to me and I didn’t understand why mine was so different.
Turns out everybody else’s families were faking it and they’re all way more fucked up than me in adulthood. Maybe something similar happened with you; in any case I’m glad you don’t feel traumatized by all your wacky shit either.
ok I normally say I dont have any trauma but this all sounds kinda bad when I write it out like this....
Wait, other parents dont take their kids with them on vacations that are just a thinly veiled excuse to have a fuckfest with their vaguely poly nonmonagomous friends?
Wait, other parents dont have screaming arguments with each other all the time?
Wait, other parents dont make up by having very loud and obvious sex?
Wait, other parents dont show their kids not-porn-but-incredibly-adult-films when theyre 9? Other kids dont know about the horrors of the milking machine? Or that ropes are really, really fun? Or that cannibalism isnt good but is kinda ok sometimes?
Wait, other parents dont chase you around with spiders?
Wait, other parents dont revoke love for you when you dont agree with them?
Wait, other parents let you disengage when you need a break and dont follow you around screaming about how theyre a horrible parent and should never have had a kid? I mean they shouldn’t have, but thats beside the point.
Wait, other parents dont scream at you about your intelligence and lack thereof?
Wait, other parents dont consider the mere possibility of neurodivergence to be “something wrong with you”? Sad really given that the parent in question is very clearly autistic.
My family was mostly nuts but it was all kept out on the surface. Every other family seemed normal to me and I didn’t understand why mine was so different.
Turns out everybody else’s families were faking it and they’re all way more fucked up than me in adulthood. Maybe something similar happened with you; in any case I’m glad you don’t feel traumatized by all your wacky shit either.
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Could just be catholic though
Get in line in that processional, step in-to that small confessional, there the guy whose got religion’ll, tell you if your sins original, if it is: try playing it safer, drink the wine and chew the wafer, twooo fouuurr siiixxx eeiigghhtt, time to trans-sub-stantiate!
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