• GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      2 months ago

      Well, you drink a lot of beer and do a lot of speed. You completely depleted your body of all resources except enough to make dumplings. These dumplings give you the energy you need to go get more beer snd speed. My roommate was maybe the first vegan to ever get scurvy. No joke.