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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

If Jesus and his apostles had Chinese food for the last supper, what do you imagine the fortunes would say?

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If Jesus and his apostles had Chinese food for the last supper, what do you imagine the fortunes would say?

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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

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So long. And thanks for all the fish.
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  And loaves.
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    It’s the most layered joke I’ve ever come up with. Pretty proud of it, ngl.

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