I know the joke is it supposedly looks judgemental, but that is a content, relaxed cat.

3 minutes late for feeding, I guess

Say, “What’s the haps, jazz cat?”

… I didn’t have a cat?

When she gave me that face I’d boop her nose. If she went for the grab she wanted attention/food with some wrestling-hunting action.

Or she’d blep and fall asleep.

The cat: “I can see the bottom of the food bowl”

Me: “Stop forcing the food up against the side then. Its been 29 minutes.”

Let’s talk about that flavor selection last night.

Was petting the dog, not her…

Squint eyes and look back. Slowly close eyes until we both blink.

If Eminem was a cat. 🤭