• Snapz@lemmy.world
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        2 年前

        Child: “But daddy, this pillowcase smells like chemicals and has holes in it?”

        Dad: “Halloween is cancelled, you’re a freedom hating lib-cuck that hates freedom.”

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      If they learn anything, it’s to shove some rocks in the pillow case and beat their dad with it until they get to keep all the candy they collect.