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minus-squareJCreazy@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-22 年前Kids will start using their pillow case
minus-squareSnapz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·2 年前Child: “But daddy, this pillowcase smells like chemicals and has holes in it?” Dad: “Halloween is cancelled, you’re a freedom hating lib-cuck that hates freedom.”
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·2 年前If they learn anything, it’s to shove some rocks in the pillow case and beat their dad with it until they get to keep all the candy they collect.
Kids will start using their pillow case
My pillow case.
Child: “But daddy, this pillowcase smells like chemicals and has holes in it?”
Dad: “Halloween is cancelled, you’re a freedom hating lib-cuck that hates freedom.”
If they learn anything, it’s to shove some rocks in the pillow case and beat their dad with it until they get to keep all the candy they collect.