• chingadera@lemmy.world
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        3 days ago

        Our guy installed wheels on his arms and legs in order to get the fully uncucked shopping experience, likely because he’s just built different.

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            3 days ago

            I’m cool with that, but you still did mention leaving a shopping cart in a parking lot which somehow makes you not a cuck. Bare minimum it’s an asshole move

            Correction, you didn’t say that, but your comment absolutely leads me to believe you do “because it’s not my job”

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              16 hours ago

              Ohh I see, you don’t know how to read. This makes way more sense. Try again.

              I am deeply amused that your reading comprehension was so wrong a random stranger downvoted you in my defense. ❤️ To whoever that was.

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      3 days ago

      What a wild sentiment haha. Guy’s so insecure that he thinks using a SHOPPING CART will make him less manly.

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          Ohhhhh so you literally mean that people who use shopping carts are in relationships where their SO is having sex with someone else behind their backs?

          Right. Of course that’s what you meant. Well obviously that would be a MUCH more normal thing to believe.