Some guy pops out blabbing something about being the good version of me and I continue eating my sandwich

I would fuck my self

Didn’t DOB already cover this?

https://www.cracked.com/blog/human-clones-do-you-fk-or-fight

as someone who is 100% evil but polite, it would be interesting to meet my good counterpart whom is a total arsehole.

suck his dick for sure

Get someone to do a very long set of interviews, thought experiments, and tests to see what makes us different in order to isolate, regardless of whether we can tell which of us holds the evil position, what areas of belief can have a position than can be objectively called evil. It’d be hilarious if, after months of testing, it turns out the only difference we have is our opinions on marmite or pineapple on pizza.

Congratulate him on being bad and ask for advice on how not to be nervous when talking to strangers because clearly he’s got to have gotten over that if he’s an evil counterpart to me.

Morals don’t exist. What is my counterpart?

Ask him to help me with my look. Villains always have the best fashion sense.

Can we swap places? I’ll gladly let him live in the worst timeline.

Are they also my opposite in how they are good or evil, or just opposite in quantity?

For example, if I’m an antisocial asshole with positive ideals, does this mean my opposite is an extremely friendly and polite business major?

Kill him. There can be only one.

Oh God, I believe that makes me the evil one. What do I do?

I’m only 20% good, so they’re 80% good. Murder them and take their stuff. It should be easy, stupid goody two-shoes.

I tell him “Nice goatee, bro.”

Stuff.

Butt stuff.