https://www.phoronix.com/news/Bitwarden-Open-Source-Concerns

I live in an area with a lot of farms and I’ve been seeing more foreign brands (e.g. Fendt) popping up lately.

I wouldn’t take it as a slight. If they’re like me, any social interaction, even a pleasant one drains my battery

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One example: Check the screws on your electric outlet/light switch faceplates. If the screws are aligned, your electrician gave a shit about their work

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That one DankPods video of the “AI Rice cooker” comes to mind

While that’s certainly a better experience, it does waste precious seconds of our time

Time not having [corporation]'s advertisements shoved in my face is time well spent

Hi Zron, you seem to really enjoy eating shredded cheese at 2:00am! For your convenience, we’ve placed an order for 50lbs of shredded cheese based on your rate of consumption. Thanks!

Now that we don’t have to pay for any of the infrastructure, it turns out that mainframes and timesharing is awesome. Can we go back to that please? - Silicon Valley, 2024

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You and your 692 partners can fuck off

record scratch Yup. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Let me explain….

I remember having it explained to me in catechism (essentially catholic religious education) that they would know you’re in hell and wouldn’t miss you. Kind of a fucked up thing to tell a 6 year old, but what are you gonna do

It’s pretty well documented that bears survive mainly on the contents of picnic baskets

IDK about other places, but the document we make our users sign make it clear that modifying the internal hardware is a fireable offense.

The laptop isn’t yours, use a personal device for personal stuff, and work device for work only.

Damn cats got em all