We rent this mess now

He actually was a stage actor who did Shakespeare, no joke.

It hatched.

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Or a very niche onlyfans camgirl

Just like a vape stick.

The emus have trains now?!

Wise, but executed for being annoying.

But at what cost?

Nothing wrong with that

I’d rather gargle the pasta sauce

I actually had a nightmare last night that my computer updated itself to some horrid version of windows and I spent it all frantically looking for my windows 7 ISO and keygen among old backups to blow it away and start again.

I wouldn’t use non-alc wine, it invariably tastes like shit.

I would use chicken stock, veg stock, a thin tomato juice.

I’ve never deglazed with grape juice, but it might be an interesting experiment. Or perhaps you can deglaze with chicken stock and then add the grape juice for its flavour profile. It would be hella sweet and tangy and not much like red wine, but as long as it tastes good, that’s all that matters

Well you wouldn’t, because it’s so diluted. Imagine you’re deglazing with half a cup, and half of that boils away. That leaves you with 60ml of 15% ABV which is 8 grams of alcohol. If this meal serves 4, the alcohol consumed by each person is 2g.

Compare this to a single shot of vodka, which contains 17.5g of pure alcohol. You would have to eat 9 portions to consume the equivalent of 1 shot, and if you do that, you probably won’t be invited back.

TIL

I wrap it up with " Well fuck me, I guess"

Liberals die on their knees, leftists die standing.

Once more into the breach

TFW you forget to wear protection when clicking on a weird video and you permanently scar your algorithm. You try to heal it, but days or weeks later, you are showing your boss a video on marine grade industrial sealant and Chappell Roan Pink Pony Club shows up in your recommended videos and you have to lie and say you have no idea what it is. When he is gone, you play it again.