Mmm but companies super don’t like the govt touching their money printing machines and they are full of scary lawyers. Individuals on the other hand don’t have time, money, lawyers or knowledge to fight back.

Hand the curse down to some other sucker

I tried really hard to get a named CloudFlare tunnel working with a domain name I registered (I share my personal home videos with a non technical family member in Italy) but couldn’t get it working no matter what I tried.

Was he trying to dunk on his professors?

Let’s face it, the people dumb enough to buy one of these probably aren’t raising college material.

We can go further. We could take away your fancy "URL"s and just use IP addresses for navigation.

Heck, we could do away with TCP/IP altogether and network over serial. It’s a perfectly functional protocol with several baud rates to choose from. I like ol’ reliable 9600, but I sometimes dabble in 115200 when I’m feeling adventurous.

She does have a lot of experience soaking cork

Its really hard to soak my own cork, so I just get my girlfriend to soak my cork instead.

Just pour it from the glass bottle to the plastic bottle. Problem solved

Tudor-style wattle and daub, timber framed houses with thatched roofs.

It’s relatively environmentally friendly and sequesters a lot of carbon, and is well insulated. Willow coppices can be grown just about anywhere too.

Proceed to the helicopter

"Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!’

(This is a trick question that has two right answers)

Mmm no clue what movie this is from.

In Russia, government verifies everything for you. No problem.

“Sorry you couldn’t have an open casket, your son’s face, torso, and genitals were turned into mincemeat by the drones, and what the dogs left was not a pretty sight. But speaking of mincemeat…”

The whole world is kind of cringe

They are my human skulls I found them fair and square

So no change from normal, then?

Pack-a-day nespresso drinker

Dope.