Archmage Azor

Necromancy is healing too

It’s just very late healing

Firefighter

Postfighter

Policefighter

Milkfighter

Garbagefighter

Businessfighter

Salesfighter

Chairfighter

Congressfighter

Sportsfighter

Handyfighter

Fisherfighter

Newsfighter

ACAB is a statement, not a plan of action

“Shit, boss, we forgot to load these beef patties into the fridge! They’ve been sitting out here for like a week!”

“Wait, I have an idea…”

Yeah I remember how the RAF dissuaded the Luftwaffe from bombing London by flying up there and giving the German pilots hugs

Don’t fry them alone, stuff them with something first. They’re already conical