The Assman

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Neither can the future martian colonists

That steak looks like somebody tried to hide a turd in the woods

I’m just gonna say it: boooooo!

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

Sounds like they kinda did have a parade

That’s the exchange rate

It’s a pretty tiny school. Only around 2k students.

Looks great fellow Hoosier. Terre Haute needs more of this.

Paper straws are only good for drugs

Looks the same on the other end

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

Anyway, here’s your shitty paper straw

GIANT TUBE WORMS

The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.

Survival speaks louder. Ukraine doesn’t exist without the US.

We could be massively subsidizing corn instead of generating electricity

the endless wagons of money from hyped up sponsors

For the record, that describes almost every big software company in the last 30 years.

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I don’t know what his actual conduct at the conference was

Admit you have no idea what you’re talking about earlier next time