No single administration has the ability to totally fuck up the country in the amount of time they have.

Trump: “Hold my Diet Coke”.

Yes same here. Still reach for the volume control occasionally though. Moving up and down the cruise control and what have you is a bit fiddly as well, so I usually don’t bother.

Exactly, where was the coffee whilst the poster was using the toilet?

There’s a nasty little goblin of a bloke where I work. Toilets for all offices on the floor. He takes phone AND coffee. Splashes everywhere, doesn’t flush.

I’d like to flush him instead.

A lot of their own parents and grandparents are going to have to go then. The leopards will not go hungry.

They’ll be drinking champagne (or the Russian equivalent) in the Kremlin tonight. Putin and the KGB played the long game and won.

That’s how his Department Of Government Efficiency will save billions.

They should have a female cat name Lettuce.

Just Google it!

chod

Now there’s an insult I haven’t heard in a while.

Take my upvote!

Here’s Daisy with hers. I have to sit on the floor, nothing else is acceptable.

This gets me - if he’s that fucking clever then he should have ended it by now. And he says he’s good friends with Zelensky, how? Do they go out drinking together? They’ve probably spoken twice. America should be ashamed of Trump the Liar.

Putin’s mum.

He does, he votes early and often.

Er, no. We didn’t. Not in the slightest.

Beard? It looks like he hasn’t washed for a week.

3D printers?

That was exactly what Evernote promised to be, and it was to a point. Then it became about the money.

But yes, the book works everywhere (almost) doesn’t require a power source and in 150 years it’s components will not have degraded and it’s contents still readable. Unlike your iPad.

That 90 for Standard Notes is on top of the plan you are on. 90 per year for somethings that is available elsewhere for half that is a non starter for me. I’m on unlimited now, not putting another 90 onto it.

90 a year though? That’s taking the piss. Notesnook has all their features and more for 49.99 And that’s on top of Proton’s main fee. That’s one option I won’t be taking.

Another band that I’ve picked up on courtesy of Radio Paradise