Ah yes, because we have been such a scourge in all the previous Olympics, had to put a stop to that 🙄

That’s a nice duck.

I never learned how to swim and I don’t particularly care to learn

He doesn’t even have a reason this time. He’s just doing it to prove he can. He going to tank the economy just to spite us.

25th amendment. Now.

It wasn’t even supposed to have a story. Originally it was going to be entirely PvP focused, but all the alpha testers hated it so they shoved all the PvE in last minute.

“My authority is I made it the fuck up”

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There’s that, and Yugioh’s answer to power creep is “Just keep printing stronger cards and never stop”. Stronger cards do more things and therefore need more text.

“I don’t want AI”

“Actually you do though, but if you don’t then you’re an out of touch pretentious old weirdo and should just shut the fuck up”

Was anyone expecting they wouldn’t?

The shootings will continue until morale improves

Uh, you may want to look more into this. There is a long and bloody history of Buddhists committing horrible atrocities against other religious and minority groups in the region.

The 2009 Astro Boy movie was surprisingly decent. Had no expectations and was pleasantly surprised.

Not drowning/burning to death is woke now, I guess.

You generally aren’t cooking soup at a boil with the lid on, just at a simmer. At that temp there shouldn’t be an issue. If you are still concerned about it though you can usually find the heat tolerance of your cookware online.

I work nights so I have no choice. Hopefully the existential dread makes the night go by quicker.

You’re forgetting they’re all fucking racist. They aren’t even considering anyone but the US could actually succeed.

It’s all prosperity gospel shit. They see being successful as a moral good, so inversely, being poor is a moral failing that requires punishment.

Name a more iconic pair than bananas and fascist death squads

Hamas attacks Israel, Israel retaliates. "Israel has the right to defend itself!

Israel attack Iran, Iran retaliates. “Nope, that’s sanctions”

If that’s not a double standard I don’t know what is.