More than 2.3 million visitors daily

Surely they mean annually

Now kiss.

Not just the US. Anywhere in the world

It’d actually be a nice tourist destination, food is great, glad I got to go many years ago in between murder campaigns.

Limit new cars by 2026, there, fixed it.

Dunno, why learn to read, everything is already on the internet

Can’t we crowdfund buying up all that land and just leave it be?

Hypercrack: combine equal parts pineapple juice and coconut milk and rum, shake and serve over ice with a squish of lime and some simple syrup to taste

Blood benchies for the blood god!

No such thing as the government, that’s just a thing invented by big news to sell you more news

It’s more likely than you think!

They should feed the taco some fake intel, e.g. some abandoned shed in the middle of nowhere being a secret drone factory and if it gets obliterated the next day…

Iron man, iron man, does whatever an iron can

Stop! That’s Spiderman.

What are you some kind of rocket scientist or something?

Well, yeah

I swear I’ve been reading the same headline every other month

Death by snu snu!

What flavour?

Dinner flavour.

Not really, those massive cooling towers use evaporative cooling and that water just goes poof

This is either a grift or some really clever performance art

Uh, where do you sleep?

I heard he shits in the woods